CHARLIE

Nickname: Kraft Singles.

Role: Silly guy with issues

Quote: "FUNNY"

Brief Bio

Charlie is a femboy train wreck. I have no idea why he exists, but he does and now im obsessed with their lore lol... His birthday is on June/4 or 6/4 and he really likes cheese and thinks everything is funny. He came up with Hotdog Man's nickname.

Interview transcript

INTERVIEWER So, Charlie-

CHARLIE no.

INTERVIEWER I- I didn't even ask anything..? *cough* (he nervously shuffles around his papers)

CHARLIE (stares at INTERVIEWER) Do you like cheese?

INTERVIEWER Truth be told, I don't have a fondness for cheese. Not a lot, and while i wouldn't go out of my way to avoid it-

CHARLIE no. I'm not going to talk to you.

INTERVIEWER Well, now onto the first question. How would you-

CHARLIE (puts his hand up in a treatening position and stares at INTERVIEWER MENACINGLY) Not another word out of your mouth.*

MAN Okay, stop... We'll get someone else, is that okay Charlie? (recording cuts off)

INTERVIEWER 2 Hello, Charlie. How are you today?

CHARLIE I take it you like cheese?

INTERVIEWER 2 Yes.

CHARLIE Okay. I don't want to talk today.

TRANSCRIPTION END

NOTES *transcribed by our transcribers and they would like to apologize for any innacuracies. this was said at a VERY low volume, they would like to add.

Crimes